So This Aint Right (S.T.A.R.) Mod

So This Aint Right

This is a random assortment of patches that I have made over the course of playing Modded Skyrim. A lot of these patches I have made ages ago and have never seen the light of day until today! They are all in a FOMOD and are all ESL Flagged! (Or at least they all should be). Some of these patches could have very well already been made somewhere else, I just never saw them. Hopefully you find something you need! Enjoy!

Below is a rough list of the patches included in this page:

Carriage Drivers Are Alive - Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul Patch:

This patch gives the carriage drivers the packages from CDAA and changes the ownership of items added to the CFTO Carriage drivers and ferrymen. Now the CFTO carriage drivers and ferrymen (That have a vanilla counterpart) will feel alive!

The Coachmen Patch - Tweaks some dialogue conditions, edits some packages, and edits the spid file that distributes the new packages so the drivers that have CDAA packages will use those instead of the default ones from Coachmen

Position Combo Patches for CDAA - CFTO:

1. GG's Markarth Outskirts
2. Jk's Markarth Outskirts
3. Jk's Riften Outskirts
4. Jk's Ryn's Whiterun Exterior Patch
5. Jk's Solitude Outskirts
6. Jk's Windhelm Outskirts
7. Northern Roads

Khajiit Has Tents:

Expanded Towns and Cities Complete Patch - Makes KHT work with ETAC since it moves the khajiit camp to a different location. Fully navmeshed and will work with the ETAC Lux Via Patch out of the box. Now has version for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone.

ETAC + Cities of the North - Dawnstar - Consistency Patch for the COTN Dawnstar - ETAC Patch. Now has version for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone.

Pilgrim - A Religion Overhaul - Small tweak that moves the shrine in Riften slightly so it doesn't clip with the big tent.

Carriage Drivers Are Alive - Patches two small conflicts in Windhelm

My Wormpie Hagraven Tweaks:

Woman of the Pine Tweak - Makes it so the Woman of the Pines doesn't spawn until level 15 (the level is based on a global so you can change the global to whatever you like)

Odgreth The Undying Tweak - Odgreth the Undying won't spawn where Horgeir's mead stash is in Dragon Bridge until level 20 (the level is based on a global so you can change the global to whatever you like)

No Poison Gas - Completely removes the poison gas from the Woman of the Pine location

Farmhouse Variants Addons:

Gives some vanilla and modded farmhouses the unique architecture from UNVFH using Base Object Swapper files.

Unique Northern Vanilla Farmhouses Addons:

1. Vanilla - Gives the Hall of the Vigilant the Dawnstar Inn Style
2. Calling the Watchmaker - Changes a home in markarth to use the Markarth Farmhouse type.
3. Depths of the Soul - Change a building to use the Riverwood type farmhouse.
4. ETAC Addon - Works with both Complete and Standalones. Assigns some rorikstead houses to riverwood and some riverwood houses to rorikstead so that more houses get covered. Also gives darkwater the non snowy eastmarch houses.
5. Granite Hill CCR - Gives Granite Hill houses Falkreath farmhouses
6. Lost Heritage - Changes the houses at the hidden village and the abandoned cabin in whiterun.
7. Memorable Bounties - Changes a house in Winterhold to use the Winterhold Farmhouse type
8. Skyrim Cut Content Restoration - Gives Barleydark Farm Rorikstead farmhouse, Bears Cave Mill Falkreath farmhouse, and Frost River non snowy Morthal farmhouse

Simplicity of Settlements - Dragonbridge Addon :

1. Solitude Docks Updated - Replaces 3 of the farmhouses added by Solitude Docks with the farmhouses from Simplicity of Settlements - Dragonbridge by wSkeever. I highly recommend Simplicity of Settlements - Imperial Dragon Bridge which is what I'm using in the screenshots

More Tweaks - Edits I've made to mods that aren't necessarily a patch:

Bears of the North Vanilla Size - Makes the Bears with bears of the north their vanilla size while keeping the new models

Capital Whiterun Expansion No Yellow Mountain Flowers - Removes the Yellow Mountain Flowers added by Capital Whiterun.

Capital Whiterun Expansion Stockade Removal - Removes some stockades on the walls in front of the Jorrvaskr. Made this for An Abstract Skyrim - Whiterun Jorrvaskr Walls addon.

On a Crimson Trail - Nerfed Bounty Hunter - Gives the bounty hunter iron plate armor instead of steel soldier armor

Depth of the Soul Alternate Location - Moves the building from Depths of the Soul by the nordic puzzle ruins in the tundra

Distant Dragon Roars Not From Beginning - The Distant Dragon roars won't start until AFTER the quest "Dragon Rising" is completed.

Flora Additions - Mugo Pines Tweak - Moves a Mugo Pine that's placed in the middle of the road at Kynesgrove. Works with Vanilla, TGV Kynesgrove, ETAC, and their combos.

HQ Ivy - Autumn Ivy in The Rift - Replaces green ivy in The Rift with Orange Autumnal Ivy! Contains only a BOS file. Requires High Quality Ivy.

NOTE: Some locations edited by mods won't have their trees/flora/ivy replaced. This is just a limitation of BOS's current version unfortunately

Jk's The Bannered Mare Navmesh Tweak - Adds preferred pathing to the navmesh inside The Bannered Mare to avoid npcs from walking through the rented room when trying to sandbox to the upper section.

Lost Heritage - Ryn's Whiterun City Limits Integration - Moves the Abandoned Cabin by the Halted Stream Hamlet

Lyssia - Whiterun City Limits Integration - Moves Lyssia's Initial encounter to the destroyed Halted Stream Hamlet

Mihail Baby Mammoth No Dead Mammoth and Sabre Cat near Whiterun - Disables the dead mammoth and sabre cats close to Whiterun. Sometimes they could get daring if you have a big Whiterun exterior and can get too close to the city.

NOTWL - Autumn Oaks and Flora in The Rift - Replaces pine trees, shrubs, and other plants with autumnal oaks/plants in the rift! Only contains a BOS file. Requies Nature of the Wild Lands.

NOTE: Some locations edited by mods won't have their trees/flora/ivy replaced. This is just a limitation of BOS's current version unfortunately

Unique Border Gates Fixes Tweaks - My tweaks to Unique Border Gates Fixes. This was mainly for compatibility for Fat Skyrim, but is standalone. Gets rid of collision boxes, makes the doors usable, and lets you go through the gates to get past the border in some areas. Includes a mesh made by 1990Srider in SR Exterior Cities for the Morrowind - Riften border gate.

Valiant Vigilants - Carcette Replacer Only - Removes everything from Valiant Vigilants except the Carcette Replacer. This is an ESP Replacer.

Ryften Pathway - Alternative Ramp - Replaces some farmhouse/boat steps with a custom dock ramp mesh.

Skytest Lite - Nerfed Skeevers - Nerfs the damage and stagger from skeevers to be less severe. Also gives skeevers the chance to give diseases again.

Skytest Lite - Wolves Don't Run When Alone - Wolves will no longer constantly run away from you if they are alone. They will still run when on low health.

SMIM Fixed Creek mesh - Fixes the creek mesh so it works with the alternate texture version of the creek. Not needed if you use a mod that includes a working mesh like Natural Waterfalls loaded after SMIM

Yellow Mountain Flowers Distributed - Distributes Yellow Mountain flowers by replacing Red, Blue, and Purple mountain flowers through BOS.

1. The Reach: 8% chance for Purple Mountain Flowers to be replaced and 5% for Red and Blue
2. Haafingar, Hjaalmarch, Whiterun, and Falkreath: 4% chance for Purple Mountain Flowers to be replaced and 2% for Red and Blue

Winter Is Coming - No Enchanted Cloaks - Disable enchanted cloaks from dropping on NPCs

Slightly Easier Harder Thaneship - My own version of Harder Thaneship by Sacralletius/AndrealphusVIII. The original is not required since all this does is edit vanilla globals, but please go and endorse the page "Andrealphus' Harder Quests"!

1. Comparison: Vanilla -> Harder Thaneship -> Slightly Easier Harder Thaneship
2. Major Holds (ex: Whiterun): 5 -> 20 -> 15
3. Minor Holds (ex: Falkreath): 3 -> 12 -> 8

Solsheim Animals Overhaul - My personal tweak to the solstheim animals leveled lists: Has a lot of requirements so make sure you have them all if you want this.

1. Lowers the chance for wolfs, skeevers, sabre cats, and bears and distributes Nixhounds and a few guars early on, Kagouti and Alits at level 10, level 13 adds more wild guars, mating kagoutis, and shalks, and grahls start spawning at level 28 and up.
2. Requirements: Grahl - The Ice Troll , Alit (Creature Series pt.4) SE, Shalks (Creature Series pt.5) SE, CC Nixhound , and Mihail's Kagouti and Guars

Knapsack Loot Overhaul - My personal edits to knapsacks to make their loot a bit more interesting.

1. Jewelry is 65% chance of appearing instead of guaranteed.
2. Potion is no longer a guaranteed health potion. You now have 2 75% chances to get either a health, magicka, or stamina potion with a lower chance of it being a resist fire, ice, or shock potion.
3. Knapsacks now have a 50% chance to have a single tool. Either a pickaxe, woodcutting axe, lute, flute, or drum.
4. Knapsacks have 2 40% chances of having some additional food.
5. Includes patch for JS Knapsacks and On a Crimson Trail

Map Marker Tweaks: Hides map markers from mods that you could see on the map from the start of the game. The mods included are:

1. Forgotten Seasons (Included in unofficial patch for those that use it)
2. Umbra (also included in unofficial patch )
3. Meridia's Order
4. Solitude Docks Updated
5. Fat Skyrim - A worldspace expansion

COMAP Addons:

1. Ryn's Whiterun City Limits - Give Halted Stream Hamlet a destroyed village map marker

Other Patches:

1. A Dog's Life - Hellish Hounds Patch - Forwards new skeleton from HH to A Dog's Life
2. A Dog's Life - SkyTest Patch - Forwards SkyTest records to A Dog's Life
3. Bow of Shadows - Reduced Cut - LOTD Bow of Shadows Patch
4. BUVARP SE RE - Arena - An Encounter Zone Overhaul Patch - Patches an encounter zones
5. COMAP Khajiit Caravan Markers - ETAC Patch - Moves the Khajiit camp marker from the Khajiit Caravan Marker addon for COMAP to be where the Caravan is moved to by ETAC. Has patch for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone.
6. Dark Brotherhood Revengence - Timing is Everything Patch
7. Dynamic Animal Variants Plus - Huntsman Consistency - Changes the black sabre cat to brown since Huntsman adds a different type of sabre cat that uses the black sabre cat texture
8. ETAC - Flora Additions Boxwood Patch - Includes Patches for both Complete and Standalone
9. ETAC - Flora Additions Mugo Pine Patch - Includes Patches for both Complete and Standalone
10. Inconvenient Dungeons - Dragon Cult Patch - Patches conflicts. Keeps Dragon Cult's Draugr edits while forwarding any changes to the actor ref from Inconvenient Dungeons
11. Inconvenient Dungeons - Dragon Cult + Dungeon Scaling Addon Patch - Forwards some actor ref difficulty changes from Dragon Cult's Dungeon Scaling Patch
12. King Priest - LOTD Patch - Changes Vahlok to always drop LOTD's Vahlok Mask while giving it the stats and model of the King Priest one.
13. Locked Chests Have Keys - Ryn's Halted Stream Camp Synergy - Conflict resolution and makes the locked chests added by Ryn's Halted Stream be unlockable by the key from Locked Chests Have Keys
14. Kagoutis and Guars- Mihail Monsters and Animals - Rare Curios Patch - Makes the Kagouti drop Kagouti Hide from Rare Curios. Also makes any recipe requiring the original hide, require the Rare Curios's Hide instead
15. Missives - ETAC Dawnstar Patch - Moves the Missive Board so it doesn't clip some fences. Includes patch for ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar Standalone
16. Missives - RYFTEN - Make Your Riften Pathway Option - Jk's Bee and Barb Patch - Moves the missive board under the balcony of Ryften Pathway and Jk's Bee and Barb (Only requires Jk's Bee and Barb. Can be used without Ryften Pathway)
17. Missives - RYFTEN - Make Your Riften Pathway Option - Same as above but if you ONLY have Missives and Ryften Pathway. Requires both. Cannot use this if you have Jk's Bee and Barbed. Use the above patch instead.
18. Nature of the Wild Lands - ETAC Complete and Standalone Patches
19. Nature of the Wild Lands - Flora Additions - Cypress patch - Removes some trees clipping with Cypresses and moves a few others. This was built for the 1x size version, but should work for the others.
20. Nature of the Wild Lands - Granite Hill CCR Patch
21. Nightgate Inn Revived - Spaghetti's Towns - Nightgate Inn patch - Makes the two mods work together.
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23. Pilgrim - ETAC Patch - Moves the shrine from Pilgrim in the dawnstar caravan camp to the new caravan camp location from ETAC. Works with the Khajiit Has Tents Patch out the box. Has patches for both ETAC Complete and ETAC Dawnstar
24. Reasonable Quest Rewards - Quaint Raven Rock Patch
25. Reasonable Quest Rewards - Radiant Blocker Patch
26. Reasonable Quest Rewards - Scarcity Patch
27. Redguard Elite Reintegration - Higher Fee Patch - Conflict Resolution Between Alik'r Prisoner - Higher Fine from "Harder Quests" and Redguard Elite Reintegration
28. Riverwood Falls - ETAC Patch - Makes both mod work nicely together. Has version for both Complete and Riverwood Standalone. Includes Northern Roads and Riverwood Docks combos.
29. Riverwood Falls - Flora Additions Boxwood Patch
30. Ryn's Standing Stones - Standing Stone Limitations Patch
31. Ryn's Whiterun CIty Limits - Mihail Baby Mammoths Patch - Disable a huge mammoth skull blocking a road added by Ryn's Whiterun City Limits
32. The Great Village of Old Hroldan - Spaghetti's Towns - Old Hroldan patch - Makes the two mods work together
33. Thane of Riften Requires Favor - Artificer - An Artifact Overhaul Patch - Quest Conflict Resolution
34. Worldspace Transition Tweaks - Fat Skyrim - A worldspace expansion Patch - Edit to Worldspace Transition Tweaks to disable the collision boxes on the east side of skyrim so that you don't get stopped when going to the new areas from Fat Skyrim by walking on the ice floats

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FAQs:

Q: Can you make X patch?

A: These were all personal patches for my own list. I will most likely not make any requests.

Q: What's your modlist?

A: Aren't you nosey.

Q: This patch won't work!

A: Some of these patches require Backported Extended ESL Support if ur not on the most recent version of skyrim.

Q: Will you make versions of the ETAC Complete patches for the standalones? (ETAC - Dawnstar.esp, ETAC - Riverwood.esp, etc)

A: I'm lazy so probably not I have conquered my laziness! Standalone patches are now up.

Q: Could you put an image of X patch up?

A: I will at some point put some more images up. I have just been extremely lazy

Q: Where did the Skyrim Cut Content Restoration patches go?

A: They can now be found over at Skyrim Cut Content Restoration - Patch Collection

Q: Can you twerk it live on stream?

A: Asking again??? Can you just leave me alone????

i will perform the black sacrament if u complain

Credits:

DarkFox127 for A Dog's Life

Skinwalker21 for Alit (Creature Series pt.4) SE, Shalks (Creature Series pt.5) SE

abstractprimal for An Abstract Skyrim - Whiterun

AndrealphusVIII/Sacralletius for Andrealphus' Harder Quests, BUVARP SE RE, Inconvenient Dungeons, Worldspace Transition Tweaks

SimonMagus for Arena - An Encounter Zone Overhaul, Artificer - An Artifact Overhaul, Pilgrim - A Religion Overhaul, Mysticism - A Magic Overhaul

MihailMods for Baby Mammoths - Mihail Monsters and Animals (SE-AE version), Kagoutis and Guars- Mihail Monsters and Animals (SE-AE version) (''morrowind''),

JPSteel2 for Bears of the North, Cities of the North - Dawnstar, Northern Roads

MichaelDawn for Bow of Shadows - Reduced Cut

Surjamte for Capital Whiterun Expansion

Kinaga for Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul

ViktoriaLanders for Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul - Fixes and Winterhold

toostruus for Carriage Drivers Are Alive SE

Janquel and many others for Cities of the North - Dawnstar Patch Collection

EpicCrab for Dark Brotherhood Rising Revengeance, On a Crimson Trail

Clofas for Distant Dragon Roars

DylanJames for Dynamic Animal Variants SPID

missjennabee for Expanded Towns and Cities

vykaz for Fat Skyrim - A worldspace expansion

opusGlass for GRAHL - The Ice Troll (Bloodmoon Creature Restoration Project) SE

rougeshot for Hellish Hounds

jkrojmal for JK's Markarth Outskirts, JK's Riften Outskirts, JK's Solitude Outskirts, JK's The Bee and Barb, JK's Whiterun Outskirts, JK's Windhelm Outskirts, and JK's The Bannered Mare

Skyking2020 for Khajiit Has Tents

ElectricSparx for King-Priest - Enhanced Dragon Priests

icecreamassassin and Jelidity for Legacy of the Dragonborn - Creation Club Patch Hub

icecreamassassin for Legacy of the Dragonborn SSE

jayserpa for Locked Chests Have Keys

AlmightySE for Lyssia (fully voiced follower and quest)

GGUNIT for Markarth Outskirts

TheOscar0 for Meridia's Order

IronDusk33 for Missives

Undriel for Quaint Raven Rock - SE

foreverphoenix for Reasonable Quest Rewards

Ooreeoo for Redguard Elite Reintegration

Yuril for RYFTEN - Make Your Riften - Inner

Ryn2g for Ryn's Dragon Mounds Collection, Ryn's Halted Stream Camp, Ryn's Standing Stones, and Ryn's Whiterun CIty Limits

RealPuPpEt for Scarcity SE - Less Loot Mod

RoastGorilla439 for Skyrim Cut Content Restoration

etayorius for SkyTEST - Realistic Animals and Predators SE

Fe4therstone for Solitude Docks Updated

Styyxus for Standing Stone Limitations

Enodoc for Thane of Riften Requires Favors

sleeperCale for The Coachmen - Carriage Driver AI Overhaul

Delta for The Dragon Cult - A Draugr Overhaul

kryptopyr for Timing is Everything SE

Janquel Czasior robertgk2017 and ra2phoenix for Whiterun Exteriors Patch Collection (JK - Ryn's - Capital)

TheWormpie for Wormpie's Hagravens (SE)

Cer12 for Unique Border Gates Fixes

nimwraith for Calling the Watchmaker, Depths of the Soul, Lost Heritage, Memorable Bounties

RoastGorilla439 for Granite Hill - Cut Content Restoration

Suinier for Flora Additions - Willows, Flora Additions - Boxwood, and Flora Additions - Mugo Pine, Flora Additions - Cypress

EdmondNoir for Edmond's SkyTEST - Realistic Animals and Predators - Lite

archlyde123 for Unique Northern Vanilla Farmhouses - Base Object Swapper

RubberSpaghetti for Spaghetti's Towns - Nightgate Inn, Spaghetti's Towns - Old Hroldan

Archinatic for The Great Village of Old Hroldan SSE

miliyx for Nightgate Inn Revived

nivea for Winter Is Coming SSE - Cloaks

fxxkthisworld for Nature of the Wild Lands - forest and trees improvement mod

Tragedian for Valiant Vigilants - Keeper Carcette and Stendarr Faction Overhaul

powerofthree for Base Object Swapper

SimonMagus for Mysticism - A Magic Overhaul

otisimo212 for Riverwood Falls - Waterfall Additions for Riverwood

wSkeever for Seasonal Simplicity of Settlements - Dragon Bridge

KitsuneofInari for Simplicity of Settlements - Imperial Dragon Bridge

1990Srider for an asset I used from SR Exterior Cities

Custom Dock Ramp mesh used for Ryften Pathway - Alternative Ramp was made by me and collision made by ItzIvy. Available here: Missile x Ivy Modders Resources

ItzIvy and ChickenMike for testing the FOMOD!

ChickenMike for volunteering to hyperlink a lot of this for me lol

Vektile for having a good ass skyrim